Someone has suggested that a perfect pastor is one who preaches exactly 15 minutes and then sits down.
The perfect pastor is 28 years old and has been preaching for 30 years.
The perfect pastor works from 8 AM to 10 PM every day in every kind of work, from preaching to pruning the shrubbery to custodial service.
The perfect pastor spends all their time with youth, visits 15 senior citizens a day, and is always in the office and available to chat when you call or stop by.
The perfect pastor delegates authority effectively and does all the things other people are too busy to do.
The perfect pastor is not attached to material things, wears good clothes, buys books to study regularly, has a nice family, drives a nice car, and has a nice, well-decorated home in a pleasant neighborhood where they regularly entertain members of the congregation, all on a minimal salary, half of which is donated back to the church.